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Teacher to students- "to convert the sentence I killed a person into future tense".
Suddenly Rohny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is "u will go to jail"!
One day teacher asked Sunny that did his father help him with his homework.
Sunny -“No, he did it all by himself”!
Little Girl (on phone): My daughter is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today.
Teacher: Who is this?
Little Girl: This is my mother speaking!
John: I am not able to go to school today.
John's Father: what happened?
John: I am not feeling well
John's Father: Where you are not feeling well?
John: In school!
Teacher announced that “students, we will have only half a day of school in this morning.
All the students said “Yeahh”
Then the teacher said “We will have the other half this afternoon”!
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of sign?
Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”!
Dolly: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.
Teacher: Yes Dolly, ask me, what do you want?
Dolly: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do?
Teacher: No Dolly. Why should I?
Dolly: Thank you sir. That’s a relief. I haven’t done the homework.
Math Teacher: Simmi, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?
Simmi: A Headache Sir.
Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”
Student: “I is..”
Teacher: “No that is not correct, you should say I am”
Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”!
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Teacher to students- "to convert the sentence I killed a person into future tense".
Suddenly Rohny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is "u will go to jail"!
One day teacher asked Sunny that did his father help him with his homework.
Sunny -“No, he did it all by himself”!
Little Girl (on phone): My daughter is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today.
Teacher: Who is this?
Little Girl: This is my mother speaking!
John: I am not able to go to school today.
John's Father: what happened?
John: I am not feeling well
John's Father: Where you are not feeling well?
John: In school!
Teacher announced that “students, we will have only half a day of school in this morning.
All the students said “Yeahh”
Then the teacher said “We will have the other half this afternoon”!
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of sign?
Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”!
Dolly: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.
Teacher: Yes Dolly, ask me, what do you want?
Dolly: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do?
Teacher: No Dolly. Why should I?
Dolly: Thank you sir. That’s a relief. I haven’t done the homework.
Math Teacher: Simmi, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?
Simmi: A Headache Sir.
Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”
Student: “I is..”
Teacher: “No that is not correct, you should say I am”
Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”!
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