School Life...Teacher & Student Joke

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Student: "Sir, can I ask a question?" 

Teacher: "Yes!" 

Student: "How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?" 

Teacher: "I don't know." 

Student: "It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!" 

Teacher: "Ok, ask." Student: "How to put a donkey inside the fridge?" 

Teacher: "It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in." 

Student: "No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in." 

Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!" 

Student: "Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?" 

Teacher: "The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals." Student: "No sir, it is the donkey because it's still inside the fridge." Teacher: "Are you kidding me?" 

Student: "No sir, 1 last question." 

Teacher: "Ok!" Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?" 

Teacher: "There's no way, I would need a boat to cross." 

Student: "No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party..." 

Teacher: "I have my own question, if all the students come to school except one person, who is the person..." 

Student: "No idea sir..." 

Teacher: "It's you because you are on two weeks suspension."

Nahale par dahala... Becoz Teacher will always be a teacher
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